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36.
Well, A long time ago... Cavemen found that if they make wheels and put them on the bottom of a piece of wood, It can be used as a mode of transportation. Later generations took this Idea, and put it to extremes. Making the tails of the wood, or "board", Curve up, This generated 'pop'. and with this pop, the board could successfully leave the ground and return while your feet stay on it. And so skateboarding became what It is today. Generally misguided to only be ridden by punks and outcasts, There are actually alot of good, decent people that ride boards. And to this day, they'll fight to keep the name of skateboarding on a clean slate.
"skate or die dudes! Skateboarding is so rad, that if you dont do it, I'll never be your friend! Becuase im a close-minded asshole like that! BOOM bitches!"
by Trav-miester June 22, 2005
 
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having sex. doing it. boning' bumping uglies
do you want to go skateboarding by the lake? by skateboarding i mean having sex and by lake i mean your apartment.
by jeremyortam March 20, 2008
 
38.
Pretty cool sport and all but how the flip is doing an ollie expressing your distaste for the conservative government...
examples are flipping stupid

skateboarding
by guyguyguyguy December 23, 2006
 
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One of the most popular middle school "sports" invented, next to masturbating. Contrary to popular belief, skateboarding is NOT a sport because there are no referees, regulations, teams, or scores to be kept. Like most other liberals, skateboarders enjoy preaching. The skater lives by a code: "Skateboarding is not a crime". Well, it is. Last time I checked, destruction of public property, mindless cursing as a result of utter failure, and indecent exposure (skateboarders often hold a vendetta against shirts) are all illegal. The skater is a very self-absorbed creature, too. Many of them will insult your taste in music, then turn around and listen to whatever Bam Margera thinks is cool. Almost always, this means outdated 70's punk or alternative hip-hop.

Skateboarders are also fond of striped jackets, sarcasm, New Era hats, "fighting The Man", energy drinks, masochism, and unproportional jean-to-shoe ratios. Skateboarding has an especially devoted following in California, the wimpiest state in America. Over the course of time, skateboard tricks have adopted names, most of which sound like street slang for drugs (e.g. "nosehook", "face plant", "spacewalk", etc.). Because of their overpowering body oder, skaters can be smelled from a mile away, although the obnoxious sound of rubber vs. concrete may distract you from this.
Dude, if I owned a skateboarding company, I would totally manufacture the decks so that the center of the wood is soft/flabby, much like a skateboarder's penis. I would then apply WD-40 to every grinding rail on the planet, man. That way, a skateboarder has a sure shot of landing on his or her testicles, man. As a result, the next generation won't have to deal with gnarly wood pushers and bodacious bros!...brah.

Boy: "Yo! Let's rip up some asphalt my man!"
Man: "Hey, let's cut our hair and grow a pair instead!"
Boy: "Pshhh...you gots to get a girlfriend, bro..."
Man: "I have one. She's a direct result of choosing not to skate"
Boy: "Dude, it beats going to a job and coming back to the crib to drink a fresh case of beer, yo..."
Man: "No, no, no. That's what real men do. Maybe we'll hang when your balls do"
Boy: "Well, um...yeah. I'll work on that..."
*Boy runs to a computer to furiously masturbate*
by Adamb719 January 21, 2010
 
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all skateboarders are created with an equal oppotunity to become unequal
groms=shit
ams=gettig better
pros=good
by ask frank November 25, 2003
 
41.
Stylish destruction of public property.
One time, I broke into a skater's house and put wax all over his TV and furniture. He was really mad, even after i told him it would slide better now. Skate and create, man!
by Squid Wrangler March 24, 2005
 
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The act of performing various stunts on a rectangular piece of wood with wheels. Skateboards are small and portable, but suck as transportation, as opposed to bikes.
A hobby, NOT a sport.
by AmberAlmighty January 27, 2005