Another way to fuck somebody's pretty face up.
That dude thought he was a 5'5" Russell Crowe, a gladiator beating up anything that moved and conquering the town by hellfire, armed with a deadly skateboard to knock anyone that might get in his way off the map.
by The Original Agahnim November 5, 2021
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So this is what will happen when u decide to skateboard. You’ll go and buy a cheap Walmart board because you can’t afford a real one then you’ll start skating and get really addicted then you’ll try ur first trick and can’t land it cuz u suk. Then you’ll throw your board on the ground in anger and it will snap cuz it was 1$ so you’ll tell ur mom that ur board broke and she’ll get mad and say it’s your fault (witch it is for being cheap) and she won’t buy u a new one
My skateboard broke

Duh cuz it was 1$
by A person who skateboards April 9, 2020
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"Hey bro you got a skateboard I can use real quick?"

For what?

I need to weight some stamps.
by Blessed_Gemini August 25, 2019
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Guy 1: I'm gonna buy a new Walmart skateboard.
Guy 2: kys
by Shizenkai November 13, 2016
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when u got crossed up on the court and broke you're ankle but don't want anyone to know u got crossed up so you tell people u know that u fell off a skateboard
Friend: dam bro how u break your ankle?

Brian: i Fell off a skateboard

Friend: dam thats crazy
by Dawson's gay January 6, 2022
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2 couples have sex

a foursome with 2 couples
two couples had sex with each other...

They were skateboarding that night
by SoapySardines aka Dorian August 20, 2018
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You skate,doesn't mean you are cool.And the first thing don't think you're cool,you're not.SKATEBOARDING AND SKIING DOESN'T HAVE ANYTHING IN COMMON.
Jao pa znas skijanje i skateboarding je isto JEBEM VAM SVE ZIVO NIJE.
by KOJ KURAC December 22, 2020
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