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To be a slut but a cute slut.
Lindsey Lohan is such a Skank Muffin
by Surcharge May 10, 2009
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a term simply defined by these two parts:
Skank - whore
Muffin - something sweet, unless its Bran. No one likes Bran. Skankmuffins are bran.
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skankmuffin is one of my favorite words. I just take an offensive word such as: honkey, slut, skank, bum or whore and add something sweet on the end.
person 1: hey i want in ur pants.
Person 2: Nah ur juss a skankmuffin.
or
Person 1: ur such a bitch.
Person2: Yes well ur a skank muffin
= juss a word i made up that everyone is usin now.
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Muffin topped anal prolapse of a slut
My sister has skank muffin, it smells terrible
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a stupid slut who wears her pants too tight so that she has a muffin top.
ew, have you seen kasey lately, what a skank muffin!
by ambelsey May 28, 2008
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Noun.
1. A whore.
2. A nasty whore.
3. A word that rolls directly off the tounge into anothers ears. No one wants to be called a skankmuffin because skankmuffins are disgusting. So disgusting they only prostitute themselves to fat lazy asians who are short and have braces.
Person 1: i fell!
Person 2: haha. get up. you'll look like a skankmuffin
Person 1: but what if i wanna look like a skankmuffin
Person 2: u don't. there nasty. like they are fat asian hooker nasty.
Person 1:oh god you got me coughing now bitch
Person 2:that's why you don't wanna lay in the floor coughing. because you'd look like a skankmuffin having an orgasm
by Carl Shwarts December 18, 2010
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a fruitalitious hoe-bag that likes to eat jellybeans with peanutbutter while giving someone a Hot-Carl
omg Zakk is such a skank muffin!!!
by Jessi Leigh Copeland April 06, 2007
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