A single nail that has managed to go untrimmed for an abnormally long period of time. It has started to chip and has become a weapon comparable to that of a steak knife. Is often accompanied by copious amounts of bacteria.
Last night while Ryan was trying to penetrate me with his meat stick, he accidentally jabbed my ankle with his snaggle nail causing severe lacerations and abruptly destroying any possibility of sex.
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2million.