sizz

slang for two woman "scissoring", the lesbian act of two woman spreading their legs apart to create two "scissors", and then grinding their genitals together to achieve mutual sexual stimulation.

while it is theorized that it is possible to create a "trip sizz", a three person scissor, it is debated by many experts weather this technically qualifies as scissoring do to the troubles that arise in attempting to make triple contact.

"OMG!! I would sizz the shizz outta her!!!!"

or

A-"hey i'm one gonna try to hook up with the new girl."

B-"but i think she's straight, she had a boyfriend."

A-"pfff, SO! ya aint gotta be gizz ta sizz !!!!"

by P-Schlong September 9, 2009

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sizzed

to be high on marijuana, after ripping a large bong to hard, to the extent that you experience mild hallucinations.

*Girl rips a bong*
Guy: "Hey, what is she doing?"
Girl: *Looking anxiously at her arms* "Ohhh shit! I have bear arms...I should take my coat off, but I can't. I'm soooooo sizzed."
Guy: "You're ok. Here, rip this bong again."
THC weed bong high cashed eyes lit blown baked toasted fried

by ataraxiaaa May 4, 2011

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Sizz Blade

Blizz Spade's much better singing twin sister. HE often sings with Nigel Thornberry, and likes to rant about hamhocks and chitterlings.

It's famous because we all feel sorry for her.

"Hey, man, how's Blizz Spade doing?"

"Hell if I know, I've been listening to her twin brother, Sizz Blade songs about peppercorn nuggets."

"Das wus up homeskillet."

by SizzleStickMcGhee August 19, 2011

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