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A sinute (sin-ute) is a person who works for the government, but is not officially employed by the government. A sinute has authority and power over every government agency, and their sole job is to find people who think bad about the government.

Sinutes are specially trained to consider a persons state of mind in this aspect. Sinutes are feared by most people who have encountered them.
The two men in the van across the street are most probably sinutes.
by nzgovt February 12, 2010

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