Singapore was a group of tribal women who are notoriously capable of using all your life savings in less than a minute. Singaporeans are women who feeds on gossips and jealously to evolve. What they have, others cannot have better. What they want to have, cannot be the same with what a rival has. What they want, they must all want it first and more. They also crawl up to Caucasian men (who are easier to manipulate) and use these men for advertising and bitching purpose, and of course to use up all their money. Slowly, it developed into a wealthy and developed country that is today thanks to their goddess, Kiasu, who lives on in the hearts of every Singaporean.
British: Damn man my Singaporean turned all my life savings to branded bags! She said it's a good investment and insurance! Fuck it, I can't eat bags!
American: Oh man you been owned dude. Maybe you can have mine from Vietnam, she is definitely low maintenance and a wise investor too. Thanks to her investment, I've got my 18th child now.
American: Oh man you been owned dude. Maybe you can have mine from Vietnam, she is definitely low maintenance and a wise investor too. Thanks to her investment, I've got my 18th child now.
by Lazuli Lapis June 21, 2009
A Place Where Locals Can't Live, Unless You Are Very Rich.
Here, If You Are A Malay Or Indian, Your Salary Will Be Decreased By 50%.
Racism Still Exist In Singapore.
Here, If You Are A Malay Or Indian, Your Salary Will Be Decreased By 50%.
Racism Still Exist In Singapore.
Man 1: I'll be migrating to Singapore soon.
Man 2: Don't go there, It's dangerous!
Man 1: How is it dangerous?
Man 2: Well.. the Chinese there are morons.
Man 2: Don't go there, It's dangerous!
Man 1: How is it dangerous?
Man 2: Well.. the Chinese there are morons.
by 8====D ({}) November 1, 2008
1)A nice place to visit, wide variety of foods from 3 major ethic backgrounds...Malay, Indian and Chinese. Humid weather tha goes all year round. Its too small, people who get sick of singapore seek refuge to thier neighbour..Malaysia.
And you know what im sick of? THE SINGAPOREAN GOVERNMENT!
2)A country that claims to be democratic....BULLSHIT. In the pledge "To build a democratic society, based on justice and equality, so as to achive happiness, prosperity..." this is also bullshit. A shitty new car in singapore can buy you a new house in australia for the same price. Not to forget, this is a MALAY country and yet its swarmed with all these chinese muthafuckers. Its so racist to malays and indians. Chinese ppl are taking over these countries.(Sadly, Malaysia is now 50% chinese). Whats with the strict rules? Why can't ppl protest for thier own rights? Isn't this suppose to be a democratic country? This communist country is corrupted to the core.
And you know what im sick of? THE SINGAPOREAN GOVERNMENT!
2)A country that claims to be democratic....BULLSHIT. In the pledge "To build a democratic society, based on justice and equality, so as to achive happiness, prosperity..." this is also bullshit. A shitty new car in singapore can buy you a new house in australia for the same price. Not to forget, this is a MALAY country and yet its swarmed with all these chinese muthafuckers. Its so racist to malays and indians. Chinese ppl are taking over these countries.(Sadly, Malaysia is now 50% chinese). Whats with the strict rules? Why can't ppl protest for thier own rights? Isn't this suppose to be a democratic country? This communist country is corrupted to the core.
Sadrudin: Hey I have to go back to Singapore to serve National Service for 2 years, eventhough Im a Australian Citizen.
Habib:That's bull!
Sadrudin: Nah, the Singapore government is too fucked up to realize that my entire life, family, education is here now.
Habib:Uleh, I feel for ya bro.
Habib:That's bull!
Sadrudin: Nah, the Singapore government is too fucked up to realize that my entire life, family, education is here now.
Habib:Uleh, I feel for ya bro.
by Jamaludin July 6, 2006
A country where bubblegum is banned, oral sex is banned, owning guns is banned, and sodomy is allowed.
by v3Fusion July 12, 2003
So goddamed hot. Bad music on some radio stations, disgraces the English language with 'singlish" which is a total fucked up language Singaporeans created. No gum here, very bad. No mugging but slashing with parangs. Kinda safe place i guess... Schools over-pressure the kids with insane work. Otherwise it's pretty alright.
by ThegirlfromSingapore December 15, 2010
Hot, Humid, Small, "Kiasu",
Karens of the South East Asian region with Australia
Loves to flaunt their riches, always pointing out "Rags to riches" when compared to Malaysia
, Forgets that they were birthed with the Busiest port in the world for quite a while, maintaining one of the busiest ports till today.
Karens of the South East Asian region with Australia
Loves to flaunt their riches, always pointing out "Rags to riches" when compared to Malaysia
, Forgets that they were birthed with the Busiest port in the world for quite a while, maintaining one of the busiest ports till today.
Person 1: Hey, i heard your from South East Asia?
Singaporean: Yes, I'm from Singapore, you know, the nice airport? the marina bay sands? how could you not know? Wow, rude!, you know were really developed right?!
Singaporean: Yes, I'm from Singapore, you know, the nice airport? the marina bay sands? how could you not know? Wow, rude!, you know were really developed right?!
by candykidnapped December 7, 2020
by amparojack March 31, 2009