Simzure
Simzure by lad da dahhhhah March 25, 2009
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Sizzurette
A cigarette boge covered in cough syrup that contains Promethazine w/Codeine. After smoking a couple sizzurettes you will experience many of the same effects as being high from marijuana and drunk from vodka at the same time, with the addition of being very drowsy and having difficulty speaking (slurred speach)
Jay smoked a few sizzurettes and was walking into walls a half hour later. No one could understand what he was saying because of his slurred speach and not making any sense.
Sizzurette by MurkyWaters June 18, 2009
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Julius siezure
What really did him in. His political-cabinet buddies never laid a hand on him --- ol' Willie got it all wrong when he wrote the famous play.
Mr. Dithers' full name is "Julius Caesar Dithers", but as hot-headed as he often is, he should be named "Julius Siezure", since that's precisely what he's eventually gonna suffer if he doesn't do sumpin' 'bout dat explosive temper of his.
Julius siezure by QuacksO June 14, 2017
A Booger In The Nose Of Progress
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."
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"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
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"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006
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fogey
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)