Silly Simple

A person (typically a girl) who embodies the image of a dumb blonde. They say stupid things and dress up like sluts to go out to the bar, where they bring no money and get drunk from 3 drinks bought for them by brown guido men. They are typically liberal arts majors.

Girl - "Why do some cars have a third gas pedal?"

Guy - "........ silly simple"

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Guy#1 - "Poor girl didn't bring any money, so I bought her a drink"

Guy#2 - "Dude, she's silly simple as fuck"

by MuttButt December 13, 2011

dead simple

So easily done that even a complete idiot could figure it out.

Creating that report was dead simple.

by Jen-"Niffer" April 12, 2006

Simple Lampoon

Making someone look silly with a beautifully simple act of mischievousness.

Originally from the UK TV series Peep Show

Mark: You know Kerry, cancer Kerry, I need to find out, for a friend, the name of that Chinese doctor she was raving about, do you remember?

Jez: Sure. It was Doctor Ying Fu Yip... Wang Shong... Pang Fang Wang... Dang Dong Ning Po Ku.

Mark: Oh right. I see. I get it. You were lampooning me. It was a simple lampoon.

by Simple Lampoon March 5, 2013

simple but effective

A term used by Harry styles when Louis Tomlinson answered the question how would you ask a girl to marry you? with will you marry me

Int- how would you ask a girl to marry you?

Louis- Will you marry me?

Harry- simple but effective

by Larry28_Stylinson April 9, 2021

simple soup

A consolidation of utter basicness. Can refer to a gathering of basic bitches or boring-ass situations

If you are in an environment with more than one basic person, you might find yourself in a simple soup

by yousassinme February 27, 2015

Simple Dick

No relations, no connections, no feelings.

Simply dick.

Jane was really stressed, but doesn't want a man. So she got some simple dick.

Hey yo gurl, you want some of dat simple dick.

by stoned manatee May 29, 2014

simple minds

Scottish Stadium Rockers,Lead Singer Jim Kerr. Great Band Sadly much ignored now outside their native Scotland.In the 80's there were only Simple Minds and U2 to get excited about.They have now been eclipsed by their Irish Cousins(Undeservedly).Still around! and actually making better music now than they have in years .Check out their latest album 'Black and White' it kicks arse and is better than any album from U2 since the Joshua tree

Simple Minds Sing ''Don't You Forget About Me''

by Aye Yer Maw March 3, 2006