The act of being fired (or, "fucked") by Simmons Media. This happens extremely often, and most of the time around the holidays.
"Hey, what did you get for Christmas?"
"Nothing. I lost my job a week before Christmas and couldn't afford presents."
"Sounds like you got Simmons Fucked."
"Dude, I got Simmons Fucked WAY bad!"
"Nothing. I lost my job a week before Christmas and couldn't afford presents."
"Sounds like you got Simmons Fucked."
"Dude, I got Simmons Fucked WAY bad!"
by ellispsycho January 6, 2009