jay simmons

A boy that uses girls and turns them to hoes in a lickidy split!

Jay Simmons likes blow jobs.

by shittytittymo December 15, 2017

Maddie Simmons

Maddie is a beautiful girl with a great personality. She is socially awkward, and has alot of problems that people don't know about. Everyone except her can see how goregous and funny and stunning she is, except her. She has trust issues but is a great person if you get to know her. She is a good girl with many struggles.

"Wow, look at how stunning that girl is." "That's Maddie Simmons."

by Bloody nutsacks April 26, 2020

Simmons Fucked

The act of being fired (or, "fucked") by Simmons Media. This happens extremely often, and most of the time around the holidays.

"Hey, what did you get for Christmas?"

"Nothing. I lost my job a week before Christmas and couldn't afford presents."

"Sounds like you got Simmons Fucked."

"Dude, I got Simmons Fucked WAY bad!"

by ellispsycho January 6, 2009

Ben simmons

(v .)Passing a wide open layup

I ben simmons'd a fucking layup

by November 23, 2021

Ben Simmons

used to describe a basketball player afraid to play basketball

Take the layup! Don't pass it to another guy like Ben Simmons.

by buyvqdfyewhqw July 13, 2022

gene simmons

arguably the worlds biggest sellout/whore/asshole.

people really need to stop watching shows with gene simmons in them

by dsfasfadsf August 27, 2006

Richard simmons

the action of putting mentos and diet coke in either your ass or another person's ass

i'll richard simmons ur ass

by halfbreed105 April 26, 2010