Top Definition
A filthy boy who needs to be taught a lesson; most probably with ropes, chains, leather or dripping hot candle wax. A Simmonds is also incredible in bed, as sexy as hell and will make you do dirty things.
S: "Sweetheart, let me fetch the whip, the butterscotch sauce and the double ended dildo."
K: "Wow, you're such a kinky Simmonds!"
by MistressCupcakes November 17, 2011
Pre-ejaculation penis fluid slightly rusty coloured
"Oh no ive simmonds my pants"
by Rupert88 March 17, 2008

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