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An abbreviation of 'sick in my mouth'.
'Oh my God, don't look. The guy I kissed last night is over there... He was such a bad kisser, he makes me simm.'
by Letsplayalovegame August 28, 2009
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someone who is ethnically confused.
A fucking tool.
by basterdchildrenofthewing March 08, 2010
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Single In-Line Memory Module. A type of RAM module. Older and less efficient than DIMM.
I yanked out 4 8mb SIMMs out of my old PC.
by Freddie_Mercury January 02, 2005
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A person who is dizzy(drunk).
Think you should be driving your pretty simms.
by CrazyCheesyChester May 21, 2010
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a person who takes alot of drug
includes drugs that are smoked, injected and inhaled
by jonny bob May 20, 2004
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Sometimes referred to as the 7th layer of hell, Simms is a small town in Montana. Inhabited by drunkards and racist hillbillies, it is advised to never enter unless you plan on hitting up a clan rally. The High School is run by a fucktard nazi, and the town is run by a cavalcade inbred douchenozzles.
What, you live in Simms? Please don't talk to me, as I am not a racist asshole.
by killaavenged November 06, 2012
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1. a black person

2. a con artist
3. a nicer term for nigger
you didnt show up to work today... you lazy simms!
by mankow November 05, 2009
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