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Silent Partner 

The man or woman who was already in a quiet public restroom taking a dump, and who stops taking a dump when you enter the restroom or sit down beside them, presumably because they don't want you to hear them taking said dump. They usually wait until you leave to resume their business.
I entered the men's room and sat down for a shit in an available stall. The room was empty, except for one silent partner in the stall next to me. When I was finished, I washed my hands and left, but as the door closed behind me, I heard the whalesong-like sounds of my silent partner resuming his bowel movement.
Silent Partner by Orion1972 March 8, 2013
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silent partner 

A delicate sexual maneuver also known as the switch. When doing a girl from behind, you quickly move out of the way and let your buddy (the silent partner) finish up. Often preformed when you are about to break up with the said girl.
I was about to break up with her, so my roommate gave me $20 to pull a silent partner on her.
silent partner by Woobert September 20, 2005

Silent Partner 

A condition of the butthole, often times mis-categorized as "Jungle Booty," "Swamp Ass," or any other wet-ass syndrome. A silent partner, however, is the stinky residookie or even condensate left after a 3-hour long shit and possible prolapsed rectum. See also: seepage.
Jim: Man, someone cut one, it better not be that baby over there.

Tina: I don't think so, it doesn't seem to be getting any stronger in intensity.

Kendall: Guys, I gotta confess...its me. Well, it's not technically me, it's my silent partner.

Tina: Typical
Silent Partner by pbr3000 April 9, 2009

Silent partner 

Investors that provide companies financial support but aren't involved in day-to-day operations and don't participate in management tasks. As a result, they can potentially lose their entire investment—but typically no more.
He has set up two profitable businesses although he is now a silent partner in one of them.
Silent partner by @marie1737 April 6, 2024

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026
Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026