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Shy Ronnie 

The term for an empty blip on Google Wave. These blank posts generally result from either:

A) A user accidentally clicking all over the Wave page while trying to read it
B) A user who wants to reply but is unable to figure out how
C) A communication error with the site itself

A Shy Ronnie appears as if the user was attempting to type something but nothing came out.
Bob: Should we go to the park?
Jane: Sure!
Mom:
Jane: Why does Mom keep putting Shy Ronnies all over this Wave?
Bob: I dunno.
Mom:
Jane: Mom are you trying to tell us something?
Mom:
Jane: Speak up!
Shy Ronnie by everythings shiny January 29, 2010
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Shy Ronnie 

When you lose control of your bladder while dabbing distillate.
Oh shit! Shy Ronnie! I'll be right back!

Do you want to dab?

Hang on, lemme pee, I don't need a shy Ronnie.
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