To shjazzle is to make female and male private parts look terrible in their appearance, often accidently.
Also, to really make something look bad when trying to make it look good.

Dame Edna often shjazzles her va-jay-jay with Swarovski crystals.

Shjazzle by John J Black August 12, 2012

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Swazzles

Performing oral sex in a discreet manner

Yo, Karen gave me some heavy swazzles in Stairway E last Friday and I can't even walk now

Swazzles by Adam Hauk August 1, 2017

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Swazzle

A phenomenon that happens among people who simultaneously think of the same thing at the same time without a significant prior indicator, similar to being on the same "Brainwave".

As the bowl became cashed, we needed an RPT to clean it out. Without saying anything, everyone swazzled, and started to look for a RPT.

Swazzle by Bindi the Jungle Girl June 2, 2011

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Shazzle Sticks

Shazzle sticks; slang, meaning for sure or damn straight

After Jeremy beat the shit out of Dave, Ryan asked if it felt good. Jeremy replied "hell yeah! Fo shazzle sticks!"

Shazzle Sticks by suitepac March 4, 2010

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