Shwaysted
This fool nick came home with no clothes singing some backstreet boys, this fool must have been shwaysted!
Shwaysted by The54thPhile October 16, 2009
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Schwasted
Schwasted, adj: The ultimate in the four stages of drunkenness.
First you get buzzed, then you get drunk, then you are wasted, and finally you get schwasted, at which point you end up in deep thought, alone, in your undies.
First you get buzzed, then you get drunk, then you are wasted, and finally you get schwasted, at which point you end up in deep thought, alone, in your undies.
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Fung Shwayed
When in the rare instance of the morning after a one night stand you awake at their place and find yourself alone, with no ride home, so in spite before beginning your long walk of shame you rearrange their furniture. Such as turning their entertainment center backwards, stuffing pillows and blankets in the dishwasher, and putting their coffee table in the shower.
*It should be noted that the effort and severity of the changes are directly dependent upon how drunk you still are.
**It should also be noted that it's best to first come up with a good excuse to use if said one night stand should suddenly walk in with breakfast for you both while your trying to fit her coffee table into the bathroom.
*It should be noted that the effort and severity of the changes are directly dependent upon how drunk you still are.
**It should also be noted that it's best to first come up with a good excuse to use if said one night stand should suddenly walk in with breakfast for you both while your trying to fit her coffee table into the bathroom.
IE: Collin explained, "I woke up at her place the next day and she was already gone. That bitch left me with no way to get home so before I started walking I Fung Shwayed her. She's still probably trying to figure out how I fit her mattress and bed-spring out on the balcony."
Fung Shwayed by Ricky LaDouche August 23, 2008
Schraysted
(ADJ): to become entirely intoxicated off numerous types of alcohol and partake in activities of questionable morality, while having an insanely fun time and improving the lives of all around you, just by being near them
Did you meet that girl Katie last night at the party, she was definitly schraysted and the highlight of my night!
Schraysted by kiki2010 May 10, 2010