Shwaffle 

Shwaffle is a word of Dutch origin that is used as an alternative to the phrase Tea-Bagging. It refers to the act of placing ones balls onto an unsuspecting persons head.

"Haha Rob, I Shwaffled you good!"

Shwaffle by Clive Meanderson February 5, 2010

shwaffle 

To laugh uncontrollibly, usually used in instant messaging.

my buddy corey was telling me this great joke today and it made shwaffle so hard.

shwaffle by bomquesa November 26, 2007

shmaffle 

A greeting between two people. The initiator rubs his hand down the face of the other person and says shmaffle (shmoffle).

Hey buddy how's it...shmaffle...going.

shmaffle by b-ret April 14, 2014

Shwiffle

A name that sounds like "Swiffle" but isn't.

UnGenio: Hey how are you swiffle
Shwiffle: Die

Shwiffle by sjeowkve haiavaiwlwvhajafajah February 28, 2020

swaffle 

"to bang your gentleman sausage on the side of the Taj Mahal"

That guy just swaffled!

swaffle by Trevor P.B December 28, 2021

schwaffle 

slapping another human being across the face with a penis

i sure sure schwaffled her good the other day, she was mildly amused.

schwaffle by schwaffle king June 1, 2006

swaffle 

To take ones penis and slap backwards and forwards across a partner's face in a repetitive manner. Can result in eye injury.

Hey look at Roderick giving Helene a good swaffle! He must really like her.

swaffle by Captain Picards January 11, 2009