Shvinkta Share definition Flag Two (occasionally three) kids who make mediocre movies and will never be famous. Steve watched Shvinkta's movie "Car Stuck" and subsequently splooged all over the keyboard in excitement. Shvinkta by fuckingtheuniverse September 26, 2008 0 0 Get merch Get the Shvinkta mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch