Shumpkin

Bridget gave me a shumpkin last night. never will i be that happy again.

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As opposed to the classic blumpkin where you are receiving head while shitting, she is shitting while you receive a blowjob!

Schuyler: yo this girl just sucked my cock while she was shitting!
Oscar: YOU RECEIVED A SHUMPKIN!!!
Schuyler: YEA and I blew my load in her hair

Shumpkin by Moos3mon3y November 19, 2016

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the act of receiving a blow job while the giving party, the one giving the blow job is defecating,

dude sherly gave me a shumpkin, she was totally takin a dump and sucked me off

Shumpkin by that1guy` September 2, 2010

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Stealing a pumpkin on Halloween, shitting in it, and dropping it off at someone else's house

I just gave the neighbors next door a fat shumpkin

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I wish my girlfriend would give me a shlumpkin.

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A swumpkin is the offspring of a Frankenstein swede and a pumpkin. It is about 3/8 pumpkin, 3/8 swede and 2/8 Frankenhuman.

"Hey. I'm a swumpkin!" said the pumpkin-swede-Frankenhuman baby.

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Shumpin; to drag your balls across someone's face in the act of mockery and or assholery.

"Bro I was shumpin' my balls on yo dads face last night!"

Shumpin' by Cooper4321 December 3, 2021

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