To Shryk is to fart so ferociously that you rip your anus. Those who Skryk themselves usually never recover from mental or anal scarring.
John: Hey bro.

Mike: What?

John: Watch this, I'm totally gonna fart in her mouth.

Mike: Cool, lets do this.

John: HehehFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK

Mike: OHGODWHAT

John: SHRYK'D
by Shimbels January 14, 2011
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