2 definitions by Shimbels
When a toilet is needed but cannot be found and you end up wth wee wee in your trousers. Creates a large discoloured patch around the scrotal area of the victim.
by Shimbels June 10, 2010
To Shryk is to fart so ferociously that you rip your anus. Those who Skryk themselves usually never recover from mental or anal scarring.
John: Hey bro.
Mike: What?
John: Watch this, I'm totally gonna fart in her mouth.
Mike: Cool, lets do this.
John: HehehFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
Mike: OHGODWHAT
John: SHRYK'D
Mike: What?
John: Watch this, I'm totally gonna fart in her mouth.
Mike: Cool, lets do this.
John: HehehFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
Mike: OHGODWHAT
John: SHRYK'D
by Shimbels January 14, 2011