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shrubber 

A derrogatory term used to describe a penis that is extremely small.
Eww! Put your pants back on, nobody wants to see your shrubber!
shrubber by Ryan Geoffrey Palmer October 24, 2007

Shrubber 

1.n; a person whose spoon-bag is golden
2.vb; to shivver a baboons timbers
3.pp; suburb of clumberoid
"ey-yor-chabbs-gorra-d'd"
Shrubber by fanoob August 13, 2003

roger the shrubber 

a main part in monty phthon and the holy grail as he is a shrubber.
(roger the shrubber)"are you saying ni to that old woman" .(king arthur)"uuummm,yes".(roger)"ooohhh what sad times are these when passing ruffeins can say ni at will to old ladies"

Nut shrubber 

A person (possibly animals, too, such as squirrels) who finds sexual gratification from rubbing their face on a bristly nut sack.
Alvin, a true nut shrubber, turns down the Goldbond cream, even when his cheeks and chin are chaffed.
Nut shrubber by Pusstache October 21, 2013
A form of plant. Not too big or expensive.
"You must bring us... A shrubbery!"
SHRUBBERY by Juke March 25, 2004
An unreasonable request added to a task by someone who wishes you to fail. From the Monty Python "Knights who say Ni" sketch.
Bob: "In order to convince me that global warming is real, you will have to show that all temperatures everywhere on the globe are setting records at all times."

Bill: "Uh huh. Would you like a Shrubbery as well?"
Shrubbery by Al Benedict June 28, 2013