1. n) Shroeterus (pronounced schrew-Ter-us) The quantum and unknowable state of a woman's uterus between a late period or a pregnancy. A portmanteau of Shroedinger's cat and the interminable wait for menstruation.
Without access to a test, she was worried she wouldn't know if she was pregnant or not if she was late. Her shroeterus was acting weird but it could just be PMS.
by CoronaKitten January 27, 2022