Shrivered 

The art of being told someone screwed you over after a long extended period of time, say, a decade with life altering news.

Schwarzeneggar totally "Shrivered" Maria Shriver.

My parents totally "Shrivered" me by telling me in college I was adopted.
I totally dropped a "Shriver" when I told the RNC that I was having gay sex with the leaders of the local Catholic Church.

Shrivered by ChaztheMan June 11, 2011

stivered 

When the person assigning you the task expects something but does not give you specific enough instruction to meet their expectations.

Dude we got so stivered on this assignment.

stivered by 3NV1R03NGG October 18, 2010

Cock shrivelege 

Retraction or foreshortening of one's cock upon entering a cold or hostile environment.

Rodger experienced major cock shrivelege upon entering the icy cold waters of the local swimming pool.

Maurice experienced major cock shrivelege upon coming in contact with feminazis, whereupon his cock attempted to retract into his body for safety.

Cock shrivelege by Aznlover May 21, 2006

shriveled dick 

Shriveled dick when it's too cold in the pool and the dick hides. Also where the dick is too tiny and shriveled up.

I'm sorry Charlottesville, I have a shriveled dick.

shriveled dick by Babyboo20076 January 5, 2017

Shriveldickery 

The art of belittling someone, in order to make yourself look more appealing. To make ones dick look smaller than it is.
(just like it sounds!) Used by assholes the world over in an attempt to make their "dick" appear larger.

That asshole is a master of shriveldickery!

Shriveldickery by Richard Fittswell Upinya April 13, 2012

shriveled dick cold

When it's so cold, the dick of any guy will automatically shrivel up.

Weather man: "The weather right now is very cold with a temperature of 27 degrees."
Bill: "Damn! It's shriveled dick cold outside!"

shriveled dick cold by Sallie Joe! October 19, 2009

shriver squeeze 

An act performed by two males in which one male inserts his penis into another males anus. Just before ejaculation the receiver squeezes the genitals of the other male so he can finish in his mouth.

"Did you hear about Kole" asked Steve. "No what happened" Josh replied. "He performed a Shriver squeeze last night and now Toney won't stop calling him!"

shriver squeeze by weird fact November 4, 2014