-Shrek, "The Parable of the Onion"
Omg what a shrek
Shreks are funny and make good conversationalists. They appear to be overly confident (just a defense mechanism), believe that no one truly knows them (again, just a self-preservation technique), smoke too much Shisha, and make great reliable friends.
They are very creative but need to learn to admit when they lose arguments to others. They don't know how to give compliments and drive like a maniac but overall have a heart of gold!