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2.
A mythical deity noted for his insightful parables. Shrek has been reported in numerous sightings throughout the world to appear to his faithful and Shrekoncile their sins. Those who disobey the will of Shrek will often smell onions before meeting a horrific yet well-deserved demise at the hands of Shrek. Shrek is love, Shrek is life.
"Ogres are like layers."
-Shrek, "The Parable of the Onion"
by Shrek is love Shrek is life March 05, 2013
 
1.
A large green ogre. With a donkey friend.
Just watch the film, man.
by -|-nAt-|- April 22, 2004
 
3.
Our ogrelord and savior in this world and the next. He is rumored to have a 20 foot dick and his ogre cum tastes like onions. He is married to the most shrexy woman ever, Fiona, and can kill Drek and Farquaad with a single dick swipe. If you ever happen to wander along and end up in his swamp he will scream "THIS IS MUH SWAMP" because it is. If seen you must have an ogregy on the spot. If you're reading this and you're Drek then you're already ogre for.
Fag: Hey Dave! Did you know Shrek is Drek?

Dave: You better check yourself before you Shrek yourself!
by Chief Sosa Boy October 28, 2013
 
4.
Butt-Ugly English Footballer Wayne Rooney a.k.a Shrek. displayed his superior ball control at the 2006 World Cup ie, stamping on some poor players balls
woa! wayne rooney can really dribble
Yea! well most retards do! and he looks like shrek!
by Tartan Terror July 29, 2006
 
5.
Someone who is so fucking ugly, they can only be looked at in the dark.
Holy shit, it's daylight and Shrek is heading this way, run for your fucking lives.
by S. Dogg September 16, 2005
 
6.
The name Shrek is taken from the Yiddish word שרעק (pronounced 'shreck') meaning 'fear', 'terror', or (in its closest sense) 'fright'.
Oy gevalt! Groisser shrek...
by Scooter69 July 05, 2009
 
7.
A green oger type monster featured in the film Shrek and is the main character of the movie. He marries princess fionna and lives with a donkey as well as a cat. Another name for shrek is marianna and is used to insult people.
Shrek is coming!
Omg what a shrek
by werutuku October 26, 2009