“Without this shower curtain, I would be flashing everyone in the house, but oh boy would they be stunned to see a 9-inch penis covered in body wash and water.”
by GrassiestOfTheGrassy July 23, 2021
It was taco night, and Amy had friends over, so when she paid a trip to the restroom she used a shower curtain.
by Nopolitician November 17, 2013
Cum towel for the shower.
Time to take another shower. Luckily I have my shower curtain that never moves from the shower for when I masturbate in there.
by Fredsuitsinshik Henry James September 21, 2019
Noun. The act of wetting your pants, letting it dry, and then later, without changing clothes, having oral sex with someone. They don't know it but they just licked something as filthy as a shower curtain.
I got drunk and pissed myself at the party. Six hours later I was making out with that red headed chick and she gave me a shower curtain.
by TeamMillunzi February 18, 2009
After you take a piss and shake it off, when you zip your pants back up and your tinkle goes down either leg of your pants and and hits the sides. Causing small wet spots.
Bob" Jeeeze, dan take long enough? what you do drop a duece?
Dan: Nah man. I took a piss and didn't shake it well enough and got a shower curtain. So i had to stand under the hand dryer to dy it off.
Bob: OOOOO!! Owned!
Dan: Nah man. I took a piss and didn't shake it well enough and got a shower curtain. So i had to stand under the hand dryer to dy it off.
Bob: OOOOO!! Owned!
by Bob Garabaldie October 18, 2007
Sitting in the bathroom at a house of someone I don't know.
Looking all around for the toilet paper roll.
Feeling so sure. Feeling so certain.
Gonna have to wipe my ass again with the plastic shower curtain.
Looking all around for the toilet paper roll.
Feeling so sure. Feeling so certain.
Gonna have to wipe my ass again with the plastic shower curtain.
by kpasa bitch May 18, 2005
"I looked at some woman's profile on pof.com and now I get a message from her every fucking day.
She's like a shower curtain. Get it a bit wet and it doesn't leave you alone."
She's like a shower curtain. Get it a bit wet and it doesn't leave you alone."
by Rumpleforeskin July 9, 2012