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Shovel Nutts 

Shovel Nutts is traditionally a way for Airborn troops to refer to non-airborn qualified troops or "legs".

A more contemporary description of the term includes one pissed off Green Beret computer technician's reference to a collegue...sometimes confused with an individual that has suffered a stroke.

Green Bay Packer way to describe an individual that would get his or her head ripped the fuck off in a heart beat.

A long forgotten line from the famous song "Ballad of the Green Beret and Shovel Nutts"
Damn that fucking shovel nutts looks like he had a stroke.
Shovel Nutts by Saves Que Es October 13, 2006

shovelnuts 

Reserving a seat when you get up/leave, and you plan to return. If someone takes the seat then they are subject to a shovel to the nuts.
"He didn't call shovelnuts on that chair, so I'm totally taking it."