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When a male/female is with someone way out of their league.
Seal with Heidi Klum. Heidi is Shoulder Candy
by faustzeno October 22, 2009
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The beautiful girl you haul over your shoulder whilst twirling your moustache or flourishing your cape like a Proper Villain.
'Man, you see Professor Nefario snatch that girl reporter off of to his Doom Zeppelin?'

"Yeah, Glory Goodlove is just in this industry for the chance to be Shoulder Candy. She's been 'kidnapped' by Doctor Dominator, Teenage FrankenWolfe, The Asshole Dumpling Gang, and The Cuckholder."

"You'd think Captain White Knight would have broken off the engagement after The Cuckholder"

"That guy is never going to take the hint."
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