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Shorts 9/11 is where someone is devastating in looks and personality.
Wearing short shorts is crucial.
Walking like a dweeb
Wiping out children
all makes up for a perfect shorts 9/11
Wes: look at that guy over there

Paul: who . . . you mean shorts 9/11

Wes: yeah thats the one what a d***

Paul: have you seen him . . . shorts

Wes: omg he just wiped out that kid

Paul: (snarl) bl**dy shorts 9/11
by moleskinator August 16, 2009