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Shoreham 

A small, primarily white town on Long Island with a whole lot of nothing to do. Teens from this area are either potheads, drunks, or nerds. Regardless of their social status, these teens can be found on their rocky beaches on summer nights having bonfires and doing what they do best.

Part of the Shoreham-Wading River School District. Shoreham is the lesser of two evils. The town claims to have a power plant, but technically it's in Wading River.
"I'm running to the Shoplift-Us in Shoreham, want anything?"
Shoreham by SUNBURST December 20, 2008
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shoreham pissed

When you get so drunk you get lost, fall over and cry - all before 9pm.
Oh man, I got so Shoreham pissed last night - devo.
shoreham pissed by MrDevz May 17, 2017

East Shoreham 

A town in Suffolk County, Long Island with an Illuminati population
The population of East Shoreham is 6,666
East Shoreham by FortniteFan368 November 1, 2018

New Shoreham

A small town on the coast of Block Island. The food there is shit
Joe: “Hey, how was your trip to New Shoreham?”
John: “I got crab from a restaurant. I ended up throwing it up back into the ocean.”
New Shoreham by dylanmacaroni December 1, 2020

shirehampton 

shirehampton is a place where a bunch of alcoholic teenagers all hang round. They all have a gathering by william hill where lots of empty vodka bottles would be found there, these teenagers beat up fully grown adults . shirehampton is also full of stoners , but not one of the roughest areas in bristol , dubbers (lawrence weston) and medders (southmead) would all come and join them at 'bargin' . they all have a fello friend called cha cha
where u off to

shirehampton brev