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A small, primarily white town on Long Island with a whole lot of nothing to do. Teens from this area are either potheads, drunks, or nerds. Regardless of their social status, these teens can be found on their rocky beaches on summer nights having bonfires and doing what they do best.

Part of the Shoreham-Wading River School District. Shoreham is the lesser of two evils. The town claims to have a power plant, but technically it's in Wading River.
"I'm running to the Shoplift-Us in Shoreham, want anything?"
by SUNBURST December 15, 2008

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