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1.
1. A Chatroom Control Freak on AOL; 2. A simpleton who thinks that they know everything; 3. An online stalker who hids on the Internet
That control freak tried to tell people where to chat, where they could go and what they could do, he is such a shoq.
by blondeislost April 22, 2006
 
2.
N. nerdy old troll.
I saw a shoq on the internet today it was playing with its many sock puppets.
by Yeadontthinkso July 04, 2011