A strange characer of infalliable knowledge. A beacon of hope for the teachers and governing staff of his school. Not to be confused with the german Michael Schumacker of the same name. ORIGINAL PRANKSTER. Often found hacking into government servers, has synthesised an antidote to the FBI's feared 'hacker to sleep' injection.
Youve bin shoey'd!!
That was a shoey like stunt
Dont feed animals gas,your not shoey!
Your the next urban terrorist/shoey
That was a shoey like stunt
Dont feed animals gas,your not shoey!
Your the next urban terrorist/shoey
by William Gates February 3, 2005
by trelentless March 20, 2010
an old man who lives with his mother and no other human being may enter the house. Possible consequences are wood down the throat, various children lobbed in your direction or being chased by his very prized posession, his legendary wooden bicycle. Is also known to be the fastest man....ever. Shoey never grows old.
person 1: i won the lottery and my mum stole it from me and only gave me 20p!
person2: your such a shoey!
person2: your such a shoey!
by hiya. April 3, 2009
shoey is arguably the most influencal man to ever grace our planet. He single handedly overthrew the teachers at thorpe and ran the school himself. Ghandi once said “ shoey is without a doubt the biggest don i’ve ever laid my eyes on”.He will go down as a level 200 boss for years to come
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