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Shoes Rule

A rule in colleges that states that if one falls asleep with his shoes on, he is fair game for shaming. If one has the presence of mind to take off thier shoes before going to bed, it is ruled that he has merely fallen asleep, rather than passed out in a drunken stupor.
::Waking up with a big cock drawn on his face:: FUCK! Why didn't I take my shoes off? Goddamn shoes rule...
Shoes Rule by Steven Hopkins March 8, 2006
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Shoes rule

If you pass out with your shoes on, people can safely fuck around with you. If, however, you have the presence of mind to toss off your kicks, it indicates that you know you're going to sleep, rendering you off-limits.
Party foul! Shoes rule. This dude's in socks. We can't get 'im.
Shoes rule by Ellae April 29, 2011

shoe rule 

When passed out, if shoes are on: you are fair game for being drawn on, various objects stuffed in different holes, pranks, etc.
If shoes are off: you are not fair game.
person 1: you heard of the shoe rule?
person 2: yeah man, i passed out with my shoes on last night and i found shaving cream in my ears today
shoe rule by victoriaaaaaa September 13, 2008

Rule of Shoe 

Formula for deciding whether someone died from an impact by how many shoes flew off
1 shoe = half dead
2 shoes= dead
Person 1: did you see both of that guys’ shoes fly off when he got hit by that car?
Person 2: Rule Of Shoe, he dead
Rule of Shoe by 1stonedrogue December 25, 2017
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026