Shmuckstash

noun informal
a facial hair style that only includes a manicured tuft of hair beneath the lower lip indicating a notion of superiority despite a profound sense of low self-esteem.

After reaching male menopause and finding out that his new girlfriend was not actually 18 as she had claimed, Tanner decided to grow a shmuckstash in order to give himself a leg up in the subsequent court case.

Shmuckstash by <3Sophie<3 May 21, 2011

Shmuckstache 

One who wears an over bearing mustache that makes him or her look like a total shmuck!

The picture of the man's face on Incubus' "The Science" album. Almost everybody on Anchorman. Walter Cronkite, and many many more Shmuckstachers around the globe. You know who they are!

Shmuckstache by Spanky Doodle January 10, 2008

shufferin shuckatash 

What a certin cartoon character says when he/she is suprised. In stead of Oh my god! or omg

shufferin shuckatash! Its a badger!

shufferin shuckatash by Noodles April 20, 2005