a verb used to describe a type of kissing... badly; one's tongue is curved (the "spoon") and the other's is bent up (the "fork"), making the lip-lock very uncomfortable. The "fork" in the kiss is the aggressive person..almost stabbing the other participant.
Girl 1: OMG i just saw you making out with that guy over there!.. he keeps looking around for you-what are you doing?
Girl 2: we need to leave NOW ! he's got to be THE worst kisser in the world... just shmorked me basically.
Girl 1: ahhh. the shmork. that's sickkkkkk.
Girl 2: we need to leave NOW ! he's got to be THE worst kisser in the world... just shmorked me basically.
Girl 1: ahhh. the shmork. that's sickkkkkk.
by Gennifer Nolak February 25, 2008
Get the shmorkmug. by Fart Handler 997 December 02, 2023
Get the shmork the shmoonmug. Someone terrible at everything, has no life, smells like trash, and skin has a strangely slimey and greenish hue.
That was shmork. That wasn’t me, that was shmork.
by SparePizza47094 April 12, 2025
Get the Shmorkmug. 