Shmork

by notaword August 07, 2011
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shmork

a verb used to describe a type of kissing... badly; one's tongue is curved (the "spoon") and the other's is bent up (the "fork"), making the lip-lock very uncomfortable. The "fork" in the kiss is the aggressive person..almost stabbing the other participant.
Girl 1: OMG i just saw you making out with that guy over there!.. he keeps looking around for you-what are you doing?

Girl 2: we need to leave NOW ! he's got to be THE worst kisser in the world... just shmorked me basically.

Girl 1: ahhh. the shmork. that's sickkkkkk.
by Gennifer Nolak February 26, 2008
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shmork the shmoon

I was driving down the road and I forgot to shmork the shmoon
by Fart Handler 997 December 03, 2023
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Shmork

Someone terrible at everything, has no life, smells like trash, and skin has a strangely slimey and greenish hue.
That was shmork. That wasn’t me, that was shmork.
by SparePizza47094 April 12, 2025
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