Shmiggled

Verb: 1. The act of becoming blinded by an unexpected bright light. 2. Becoming thwarted in one's purpose.
Noun: 1. One who causes unexpected or negative results.
Origin: A U.S. Cobra helicopter pilot on a night-ops mission was flying low and very fast to approach a target. As he climbed out of a small valley, a farmer crested the ridge ahead of him and the hi-beams from his rickety old truck completely blnded the pilot, defeating his mission unexpectedly. It is reported the pilot yelled: "Ahhh - I've been shmiggled! Abort! Abort!"

"I was trying to get to school but was totally shmiggled by a dumptruck when it ran into me."

by WM Tosheff April 26, 2006

Shmiggles

An alternate and more pleasing to hear version of diarrhea or Montezuma's revenge . For use with partners and the general public.

Babe, I don't think I can go for a run with you because I have shmiggles again.

by hvacmakesmehot March 14, 2019

Shmiggle

To relax (usually at home)

Yo, you wanna hit the club tonight?
Naw man imma shmiggle, too tired from work.

by gr33ncl0wn January 24, 2009

Shmiggle

A very small and cute dog that looks like a gremlin

“What does your dog look like?”
“She’s kind of a shmiggle”

by MonumentalBruh February 6, 2020

shmiggles

1.A catchphrase off Ch4's Bo Selecta! programme for a member of the Beatles's.
2.An expression of dispair.
3.An expression of delight.

1."Look it's Yoko with a yoyo,shmiggles"
2."Oh f*cking shmiggles!"
3."Hehehe yes!Shmiggles"

by jeff24 April 13, 2004

shmiggle

To masterbate

Damn, I walked in on him while he was shmigglin'

by The Butterfly November 3, 2002

shmiggle

1. (noun) A tangle of sheets just after one has woken up.
2. (adj.) "shmiggled"; The state of being tangled in sheets.
3. (verb) "to shmiggle", "shmiggling": The act of wiggling out of the tangle of sheets.

1. "My sheets were in such a shmiggle this morning!"
2. "I was so shmiggled this morning I just couldn't get out of bed!"

by contributed by Meghan: created 04/02/2003 by Kim, July 11, 2003