Shmew 

adj: to be shmewful

noun: anything and everything can be shmew any word can be replaced with shmew

country of origin: Shmewzacistanberg

If your friend is being mean he is being a shmew

If you stub your toe you can say shmew

your friend tells you a haircut would look good on you and you say shmew in a good way etc.

Shmew by Kionasagirlygirl December 31, 2011

shmebulock

is a cool gnomes that throws up rainbows and can do 47,000 spins on the floor in half an hour

not shmebulock:I wish I could spin like shmebulock
not shmebulock:me too :(

shmebulock by hythine lavation August 18, 2016

Shmeal Theory 

The next big theory in science. Newton's Laws? Nah. Einstein's Laws? Nah. PewDiePie's Laws? Nah. This theory will go down in history, trust.

History Student: "Ayo teach! I got a question for you."
Teacher: "Yeah, what's your question bud?"
History Student: "What came first, the brother or the egg?"
Teacher: "The stepbrother."
History Student: "How'd you know?!?!"
Teacher: "I took AP Shmeal Theory back in my day."
History Student: "Ayyyyyyyyyy Shmeal Theory on the rise 😎."
Teacher: "Yessir! 😎"

Shmeal Theory by Lead Bud 123 May 22, 2021

sheew 

Sheeew- Word used to express the amount of beefcakeness you have. The more e's the bigger the beefcake you have.

There's a sheew over there.

sheew by Doctor Fish December 2, 2020

Shmeag 

Noun
1. An individual or group (plural) demonstrating intrusive or otherwise unappealing behaviors characteristic of popular mainstream culture/society.

2. A tourist.

see also: Shmeagery
A display of loud, raucous, obnoxious, or obstreperous behavior by any one or more persons, particularly in a setting that is otherwise tranquil or remote.

This hidden beach is so beautiful. Too bad it’s become overrun with shmeags

I’d love to go to that concert, but I don’t think I could handle the shmeagery.

Shmeag by ofamountain August 23, 2018

shmeak 

anything shorter than a schlong

have you seen that dude's shmeak?

shmeak by bigshmeakpapa May 7, 2018

sheew 

Defines a beefcake, only beefcakes are allowed the yell "sheew". The more E's added into your "sheew" the more beefcake you are

When hopping out of vehicle yell sheew to let the bois know

sheew by The country boi December 2, 2020