Shmermer 

Shmermer is a nonsensical word used to express any suppressed emotion you may have. It is most commonly used to express frustration in a situation. Can also be used to fill awkward silences.
May also be conveniently shortened to Shmer

I don't want to go to school today...Shmermer!!

*awkward silence*...shmermer?

*enter a room* Shmermer!

Shmermer by The UN February 10, 2010

shmernered

The emotion between boredom and another emotion.

person 1: She's in between emotions, not bored but on the verge, she's shmernered, she's-
person 2: dude stop singing that vegan teacher or i will kick your ass

shmernered by lololol47 December 14, 2021

Shmernered

S-H-M-E-R-N-E-R-E-D, Shmernered is like this um, in between emotions. It’s like that stunned look like 😳 and you haven’t yet figured out what you’re looking at.

Sometimes when bellas friend Max comes over she’ll be just like

Bella: “Okay, what do you want? Why are you on my turf? Okay, let’s play!”
ThatVeganTeacher: She’s shmernered when max comes over, she doesn’t know what’s going on.

Shmernered by rubaryy April 11, 2023

Shmarmer 

someone who is sneaky. a weasel.

"what a fucking shmarmer."

Shmarmer by The MF Kimzl February 5, 2010

Shermer's First Law of Intelligence 

From a Penn & Teller show, a quote from Michael Shermer: "Smart people are very good at rationalising things they came to believe for unsmart reasons."

You might think Creationism boasts a few fine minds, but just remember Shermer's First Law of Intelligence.

Shermer's First Law of Intelligence by Fearman December 28, 2007

Shmerbert 

the act of pursing one's lips on someone else's navel and blowing, thus making a "bvvvrrrrtt" noise.

He woke her up with a shmerbert, because it was more innocent than motorboating.

Shmerbert by Kit Scrimshaw February 14, 2021

shmernered

1. in between emotions of confusion and calm

2. the stunned look when you havent yet figured out what you are looking at

she's sort of the more shmernered one, the one sort of calmish

shmernered by cristinah July 22, 2023