Amalgamation of "shit" and "meat", animal tissue engineered in a petri dish, sponsored by PETA, supposedly with the aim of replacing meat for consumption.
"Shmeat is such a horrible name, it sounds like what you get when you cross shit and meat." -- cdog, offalgood.com article comment
"If it looks like an egg yolk made of blood, it's shmeat"
"If it looks like an egg yolk made of blood, it's shmeat"
by Andariel Halo March 18, 2009
fake meat ; vegetable protean made to taste like meat. short for "shit for meat". also, shicken, sham, etc
we are having shmeat for dinner.
by doctor-dark April 3, 2014
by vape_lord_123 February 28, 2018
by jayrock April 27, 2005
a verb used to describe one who is not being cool at the moment, but in reality is a true sweetheart.
by tnkrbell February 17, 2010
by Shhhhheannnnnnn Hughes March 22, 2017
by alfano December 11, 2006