Meat or meat products produced by factory farming, CAFOs, or other unethical practices.
Combines "shit" and "meat".
Bro 1: Wanna hit up that Micky D's?
Bro 2: Hells no, I don't eat those shmeat burgers man!
Bro 1: So what you eat, bro?
Bro 2: I get certified human meat, man. Then I cook it myself.
Bro 1: Word.
n., a lab-created meat product; essentially, animal tissue which has been cultured for the purpose of consumption without harm to animals.
PETA is a fan of shmeat.
Amalgamation of "shit" and "meat", animal tissue engineered in a petri dish, sponsored by PETA, supposedly with the aim of replacing meat for consumption.
"Shmeat is such a horrible name, it sounds like what you get when you cross shit and meat." -- cdog, offalgood.com article comment
"If it looks like an egg yolk made of blood, it's shmeat"
To have, small penis. Roughly no more then 3 inches. No more girth then 2 inches.
Danny has a serious case of shmeat.
meat made from faeces.
The shmeat burger was delicious!
A shortened version of the name of Shmeagle, from the Lord of The Rings. Someone acting ugly.
Ashley is shmeaty
by falling asleep.
Small penis or dick, also reffering to any person or anything. It can be used for anything anyone and anything can be a shmeat
Damn you got a shmeat.
You are such a shmeater shut up you shmeat.
Shmeat shut the fuck up you got a shmeater.