Shmeat

meat made from faeces.

The shmeat burger was delicious!

by dend4u June 18, 2011

Shmeat

A shortened version of the name of Shmeagle, from the Lord of The Rings. Someone acting ugly.

Ashley is shmeaty by falling asleep.

by ShmeatSquad69 October 15, 2011

Shmeat

When your penis is the size of a baby’s.

Damn, Thorgon has shmeat.

by Crackbaby75 November 25, 2018

Shmeat

Short meat or small meat.

"You I heard Jake has a little dick!"
"Yeah dude, he's got a shmeat..."

by OnlyAtWalmart November 23, 2015

Shmeat

Super tiny dick

Jay has a super shmeat.

by Abby____lololox February 29, 2016

shmeat

extremely small penis

tommy got that shmeat

by drizzyaf April 27, 2015

shmeat

n., a lab-created meat product; essentially, animal tissue which has been cultured for the purpose of consumption without harm to animals.

PETA is a fan of shmeat.

by Joe Vegetarian December 10, 2008