shasturbate

I was in such a rush this morning that I was forced to shasturbate,.

shasturbate by vink pink February 10, 2005

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Super Smashturbating

When equips "Hulk Hands" (batteries installed to produce factory noises) and the proceeds to masturbate.

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I heard my twelve year old super smashturbating from down the hall.

When one equips themself with "Hulk Hands" and then proceeds to masturbate.

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I caught my twelve year old smashturbating with his Christmas present.

Smashterbate - I don't remember smashterbating last night becuase I blacked out, but I'm sure I enjoyed myself

Smashterbate by RP DP April 22, 2011

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To pleasure oneself until pain sets in

Kelly smashterbated herself to the thought of other girls smashterbating.

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when a male masturbates harder than he normally does.

johnny went home and smashturbated until he was sore.

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Jerking off to super smash bros