Shmap 

Used when someone is talking a load of crap or has been acting stupid all day.

OR just generally used wen ur dissing somebody saying that they are boring,uncool e.t.c

Ur talking shmap!
OR
Argh! John is being soo annoying
Don't worry he's so shmap anyway.

Shmap by ...this 1s 4 u! November 9, 2004

Fairy Of Shampoo 

A fairy of shampoo is a person who would make you no longer feel lonely just by seeing them. Even if you’re with your sad heart, they make it disappear far away.

Person A: Who’s your fairy of shampoo?
Person B: Soobin<3

Fairy Of Shampoo by odisbiggestfan June 12, 2022

Shampoo a buffalo 

When a dude has not had intercourse in so long that when he does his sperm will be equall to the amount needed to shampoo a buffalo!

When we get back from this road trip i gotsta have some sex! I got enough backed up to shampoo a buffalo!

Shampoo a buffalo by Drowning clown November 21, 2015

Fairy of shampoo 

A fairy of shampoo isn’t actually a fairy.She’s someone almost none of you can reach physically.If you try to reach her,just like a bubble made of shampoo she will pop and eventually vanish in the cold void.People sometimes describe her as “the ideal person” but it still doesn’t affect the fact that she is a fairy of shampoo…

•She’s my fairy of shampoo.From now on I will only love her

Fairy of shampoo by _yours_ November 20, 2021

kiwi shampoo

A "kiwi shampoo" / "kiwi shampoos" is cop-slang for kicking a criminals' head in. Police have to wear shine-able shoes as part of their uniforms, and Kiwi is a popular brand of shoe polish, as well as being a popular scent for hair products . It was made more prominent by the TNT drama "Southland" using the term on several occasions.

The perp hit officer Valazquez in the head with the beer bottle he threw, so he decided to give him a good old Kiwi Shampoo before shoving him in the back of the patrol car.

kiwi shampoo by yaboymd March 7, 2017

shampotty 

The same thing as shampee and shampiddle; that is, a bottle of shampoo that's been wrecked because some dillhole uranated into it.

John Grass uranated into bottles of shampoo at the Juneau Receiving Home in the very early-1980s, thus converting them into shampotty and subsequently earning the nickname "The Shampoo Killer".

shampotty by Telephony March 20, 2011

Shampiddle 

The same thing as shampee; that is, bottles of shampoo that somebody has mistaken (either unintentionally or intentionally) as urinals.

I know you hate your next door neighbour, but did you *REALLY* have to uranate into his shampoo, thus converting it into shampiddle?

Shampiddle by Telephony October 23, 2010