Shmaps 

A friend with whom you trot the globe with.

Shmaps and I are going to Europe.

Shmaps by mitpron July 16, 2009

Smaps 

Shortened wording for “snap maps”

“Alex open Smaps and see if there’s any moves for tonight”

Smaps by YouReallyWould August 9, 2019

shmasted 

Drunk; specifically very, very drunk.

I'm f*cking shmasted!

shmasted by Sport 2 Katz November 11, 2006

shmashmortion 

Fictional word which has no purpose other than to rhyme with abortion. Famously featured in the movie "Knocked Up".

I won't say it but it rhymes with shmashmortion.

shmashmortion by Zander_tg December 3, 2007

Shmopsie 

Originally coined by two teenagers after they decided they needed to make up a word that accurately described them, Shmopsie is the epitome of awesome. Shmospie represents everything that is awesome, stellar, outstanding, cool, and fantastic and surpasses all of those things in every way.

Wow, this book sure is shmopsie!

Pronounced: shhh-mop-sea

Shmopsie by Caveman-Joe November 14, 2010

shapshack 

to yell or scream, to give a jeer, dis, or evil-eye or stink-eye, someone that you have a beef with.

always the behavior is displayed by an unstable and wounded person. Usually this action is expressed by an adult with an immature personality.

Jenny: Hey! Guess what just happened?...I had a shapshack!
Lynnette: what?
Jenny: I just got shapshacked!
Lynnette: what? really?!! Another Shapshack!
Jenny: Yeah! she just gave me the stink-eye!
Lynnette: Yuck! She needs to get over it!
Jenny: Let it go. Shapshacks will happen.
Lynette: that bitch at the front desk gave me a shapshack yesterday.

shapshack by the T of the Ron July 29, 2007

Shmaphobia 

Fear of peeing while submerged in water.

Shmamimpia has a shmaphobia

Shmaphobia by Shmamimpia June 24, 2009