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1.
The sound a wet beanie makes as you pull it onto your head.
Dude Skeeter, when you put your beanie on it went Shlunk !!!!
by Roy Muntz January 13, 2009
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2.
A moron, a fool or jackass.
"That guy is such a shlunk he couldn't find his ass with both hands..."
by osage December 04, 2007
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