shloshed

Drunk.. Having had too much to drink. drunk

Wow, Debby and I were shloshed last night! I think I mooned the cops again.

by Eric November 12, 2003

shloshed

The state of being so drunk that shaking your body produces internal swishing noises.

Nerd: You're extremely full of alcholic breverages.
Dude: Yeah man, check it, I'm shloshed. (Shakes belly)

by Noejr September 6, 2006

shloshing

Cumming into girls mouth, then she spits into cup, and then she drinks from cup.

Guy 1: The girl I had sex with last night went shloshing.

Guy 2: Wow!!!

by Ray Manzerric July 18, 2009

Shloshing

The act of smoking a lot of marijuana then having anal sex with your partner so recently to smoking the marijuana that when you finish your eyes flash over with the Bob Marley colors
red,yellow, and green

Tim: i was totally Shloshing my girl yesterday.
Jake: oh yeah.

Jake: how was it?
Tim: it felt amazing and when i saw the colors it was the most beautiful thing id ever seen in my life.

by Skully Walrus April 26, 2011

shlosh

a fat, double chinned retarardic alien hoo inpregnates chicks every hour with alien sperm which on the streets costs heaps

hey dan can u get my some "shlosh" sure thing! it will cost u your mum though.

by colt^ inspired by stan el capitan September 30, 2003

shlosh pot

sket that gets juiced on the regs

"oi shlosh pot, want a drink?"

by leo4mini February 16, 2010