Shloot

A word with a wide and broad definition. Phonetically speaking, the word it self sounds offensive (see: "slut"), when in fact it is not offensive at all. It may be used as a replacement for any word that has a vague likeness to it's pronunciation (see ex. 1). Or, it may be used as a curse word (see ex. 2).

Example 1:

A) "Could you please shloot the door?"
B) "Yes, but of course"

Example 2:

A) "SHLOOT! I just stubbed my toe!!"
B) "That must have shlooting hurt, eh?"

by OoodlesofNoodles September 4, 2010

Shloot

A word that can be used to replace just about any and every noun, adjective or verb

Hey, wanna go smoke a shloot?

by Vinny Boberino October 8, 2018

shloot

A cross mix Between Shoot and Sh*t Created for the young ones to keep them from getting a flogging.

Shloot! I just got stabbed in my head and i'm bleeding internally!

by McCareins81JETS December 24, 2004

Shloot

A person who works at EA Sports

Those Shloots need to put an LTD in my packs

by N4te4434 February 2, 2023

shloot

You can't even spell shoot Dumb ass!

"I SWAR I'LL SHOOT IF YOU DON"T LET GO" said my uncle after we were in the closet. DONT RIGHT SHLOOT

by Didaloo April 25, 2020

Shlooted Newt

A man with a very large penis. People call him horsecock. Pocketdials his phone with his penis. Eric is usually his first name, but is occasionally called Rick or Long Shlong.

Hey is that a Shlooted Newt working at a Hardees?

Is that scott's sister with a Shlooted Newt?

by TurdInspector145 July 5, 2013