Shlap da hoe

When you see a hoe, and she ain’t even gettin wet, so you shlap da hoe

Person 1: “Bro she ain’t even gettin wet”
Person 2: “shlap da hoe”

by Shlapdahoe123 April 18, 2018

SHLAP

To Absolutely clapp cheeks and punish the thrid estate

Will Clapp shlaped my girl friend

by si Papi Boi March 16, 2021

Shlap

The feeling you get after vaping, sometimes also called getting domed. Levels of shlap may vary depending on the juice and device used to go on the shlap quest

“Dude I hit Jacobs nord the other day and I got the biggest shlap of my life! I couldn’t even stand up.”

by ChongMaster April 22, 2019

Shlap

To be having sex with a valid jawn.

Tom: Moe her shit phat!
Carl: I think I might shlap.

by Mooooooooeshit November 20, 2017

Shlap

When a Male slaps a woman in the face with his penis.

Hey babe can I shlap you?

by 3000IQ genius November 6, 2021

shlap

Someone who is dumb, idiotic or retarded!!!

“Jay you shlap”

by Darien Dabner April 8, 2019

Shlaps

When something hits so hard, even your credit score goes down as collaterall.

Ayo you heard that new joint by insert music artist? That shit shlaps boi!

by Milian Takes June 17, 2019