Shjon 

the most cutest, smartest, athletic, well-known, outgoing, fast growing, amazing, funniest, idiotic guy you will ever meet. he may act shy but once you get to know him hes pretty crazy .

"hey have you seen that shjon since last year?!"

Shjon by dogsmakemesmile47 November 29, 2011

Shjon 

He never fails to make me smile and his eyes can make anyone melt in seconds. He has the cutest laugh and the best personality. And he's all mine💕

Shjon has never let me go a day without smiling

Shjon by lilb1 March 25, 2017

Shjon 

Shjon is the most popular, famous, funny, cute guy in the world who has a 100inch horse cock and all of the girls are falling for him.

Person one: have you talked to Shjon recently
Person two: yeah he has a 100inch horse cock
Person one: yeah I know all the girls are falling for him because of that

Shjon by Panda111111119 August 2, 2022

Shion Sonozaki 

Best girl and true savior of the yandere game, probably has a man cock tho :(. Still better than lolYuno :)

Shion Sonozaki is better than Yuno :)

Shion Sonozaki by Squilliam the Destroyer October 16, 2018

Sheona 

Gorgeous girl who is amazingly athletic and seems like she would be judged but is secretly mostly admired.

‘I wish I was like sheona , she is so pretty’

Sheona by Harold R July 13, 2019

Shlonga 

a PP bigger than a Boeing 747

Guy 1: What's that in the sky?!
Guy 2: oh looks like a shlonga to me!!!
Guy 1: god my wife wishes i had one that size

Shlonga by lOrD GiP ApPeP February 10, 2020

Shmoner 

An erection that is obtained during Judaic prayers. Typically one acquires a Shmoner during the silent Judaic prayers such as the silent "Amida."Shmoners are very uncomfortable, irritating, and distracting. When one gets a Shmoner he typically attempts to conceal it by either putting the erection in the waistline of his pants, sitting down, or simply just by flicking his right nut. It has been proven that the most effective method to get rid of a Shmoner is by in fact; flicking the right testicle.

Person A: "Blessed are You God Almighty who gives us rain."
Person B: "Holy Crap! You have a giant Shmoner!"
Person A: " Shit. I get one every time I try to pray it sucks and they do not go away."
Person C: " Try flicking your right nut.. it works for me:)"

Person A: " K I'll try.....Shit that hurts......I'm cramping up but now it's gone and I can pray!"

Shmoner by Moshe Silverberg October 27, 2011